If you’re planning some vacations in Singapore this summer, I have a great suggestion for you. It is not cheap though. OK, you and I probably won’t go there soon, but looking at the pictures is well worth a look. 
Here are some pictures of a brand new luxury hotel in Singapore. Oh, for those like me who did not know where Singapore is, it is just south of Malaysia, whioch is south of Thailand, in Asia.
Added to the Funny Money page!
After showing you a mobile phone for babies, here is a mobile phone for senior citizens!
With a mobile like this one, it might be easier for them to dial the numbers!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, “Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!”
He continues walking along the long fence, but, being a curious person, he can’t help but wonder why they are chanting “Thirteen!” over and over. Could it be that they are chugging beer? Are they perhaps taking turns beating one of the inmates? Maybe they are counting the number of patients that have leapt off of the roof thus far.
His curiosity peaks and he frantically searches for a hole in the fence so that he may see what is going on. Finally, he spots one a few feet ahead. The hole is low in the fence and he has to kneel down to peer inside.
He moves into position and peeks into the hole. As he looks in, someone inside pokes him in the eye! Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, “Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!”
Today, I will show you used cars. And it is clear that they soon will be for sale, since the owners will not want to use them anymore… And we can guess that they will be cheap.
Here are pictures of these destroyed cars!
Added to the Funny Cars page and to the Accidents page!
In Europe right now, soccer is the most important thing in the world. Oh, yes, I forgot, they call it football.
Many TV ads are now being shown featuring this popular sport, and here is a very funny World Cup ad, a “Ultrasound video”!
Added to the Funny Videos page and to the Funny Sports page!
A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She called the police immediately to report the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out onto the porch. The sight of the cop and his dog made her shudder. She put her face in her hands as she sat down on the steps and began moaning.
“What’s the moaning all about, ma’am?” asked the officer.
The blonde replied, “I come home to find all my possessions stolen, so I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a blind policeman!”
3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control.
So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the gears, and rubs the wheels’ rims against the curb. He finally wrestles the car to a stop. The three climb out and assess the situation.
Hardware tech: “Let’s try and fix it. I’ll crawl under the car and take a look. ”
Systems analyst: “No. I think we should get someone qualified to fix it, a specialist in brakes.”
Programmer: “Why don’t we just get back in and see if it happens again?”
With what is happening in the Gulf of Mexico these days, you can be sure that many movies will be produced to show us what really happened. But I suppose it might take some time, since the solution to the oil spill is not even found… 
But, oh, big surprise, BP associated itself with Pixar and Disney to be part of the sequel of “Finding Nemo”!!! Here they are now, the posters of “Finding Nemo 2”!
Added to the Funny Movies page!
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